there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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