alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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