i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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