if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
you made out with another girl for some wings
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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