He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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