dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
