I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
