Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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