Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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