do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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