we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Mom said you looked used
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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