please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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