I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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