he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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