She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The air was thick with penises
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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