it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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