hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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