Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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