You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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