I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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