You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So. Much. Porn.
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