lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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