Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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