i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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