btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
then he tried to convert me to islam
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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