did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
