They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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