I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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