This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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