Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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