So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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