I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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