Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The beer is more important than you right now.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Will exercising make me less horny?
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