He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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