i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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