it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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