on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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