Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What a dumb baby whore.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
