Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She's JV to your varsity
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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