He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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