you traded sex for a burrito?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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