Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
