Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
