dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
