I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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