we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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