Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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