C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Apparently you make a good broom.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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