She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Randomize
