On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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