Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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