allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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